Guess Who Championship 2006

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Gambling, strippers, FHM girls and a midget?

Wake up, my head is throbbing...

What a awe-inspiring kinky head trip... You were there! So were you! We were all in a strip club playing poker and blackjack against these surfers and footy players. FHM and Zoo manikins exibitioned around in cheeky sunday best meanwhile burlesque queens dramatise bump and grind shows on the numerous stages. Almighty cocktails flowed while a midget host boogied around dishing high fives each time he would slap a strippers derriere... what a fascinating dream....

Ah what's digging into me... gambling chips?? Hmm explains the tied up midget... eh, goodtimes... you know, I love toasted cheese, I could pretty much have it on anything really.

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Extreme sports ; Ultimate Frisbee!!... Really?

Thinking of frolicking in abit of sport this summer? Have a hankering to avoid ze fisticuffs in boxing, ze bell ringers from rugby, ze collision of bball or just can't be bothered diving and crying on the ground in soccer anymore.. then why not try the new razzle-dazzle craze sweeping the motherland... Ultimate frisbee!!!

A) Yes, this is real it is a sport . B) Yes, they did stick ultimate in the name to make it alittle more extreme!

Overview, two teams of seven players combine soccer, basketball, gridiron and netball into what they say is a elegantly simple yet fascinating and demanding game. Teams train nocturnally 3 nights a week in a effort to out skilll their adversary in speed, stamina and agility. There are leagues right around Australia with these Californian games loving bandits tossing every weekend.

It's taken so businesslike one might even unearth his room mate has a wall of frisbee's that can never be touched or used... Now that's ultimate! - that's really you isn't it Hickey??

So get your headband out, wack on those short shorts, pull up those knee high socks it's time to get gamesome and carouse down the park with the boys. Party on Wayne, Party on Garth!

http://www.whatisultimate.com/ and if looking to watch a game - Australian Leagues http://ufnsw.com.au/

Pizza is gold for the cheese factor...

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I dream of little men

I have a dream.....

It involves Jennifer Hawkins, Jessica Alba, a box of jungle monkeys and a toasted cheese sandwich!

I have a hankering to hire 8 midgets to fraternise in some tackle football while we sit back with a case of barley pops and enjoy the grandstand play. Ahhh summer loving, goodtimes! It was not until I came across www.rentamidget.com and www.hireamidget.com that I realised this pipe dream could in fact become a reality.

The site states you can enlist the pocket gnomes for shenanigans and tomfoolery... I think that covers my objective! So I looked into it, exchanged a few emails... at first I just wanted to see how they treat the elves, if they are seen as people or a product.

Product Wins! It's all kosher, I have been quoted $2,800 for 2 hours. So how do we bankroll this pseudo-event? Is it my turn to blueprint the next Carat function, what is our budget? Perhaps I can tie it in with an upcoming media campaign? Come on rep's, I will barter this instead of a inebriating lunch? People, get onboard!

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