Ruthless? Yes! Effective? Definitely! But like many, my man Ben had enough of his ex of 2 months...instead of more deliberation and ongoing signals, well, he went for his own battle plan! Ben had his new flame contact his ex and ask about his sexual preferences and what gifts she should get him. Needless to say it has been close to two weeks with no further contact, while his new courter is doing the procreative moves his ex once perfected. Double score!Speaking of the ex's, it was the weekend for it. With my girlfriends ex joining the fire brigade and being stationed to work with / under my father.... remember, feel the door for heat Dad, I feel a backdraft plot coming on.
But a weekend highlight, the ex's new ' greatest boyfriend in the world ', who decided to abandon his lassie at home for a night attempting to pick up with the rest of the football boys. His only downfall, he had no idea whom my girlfriend was and decided she was his target. After attempt number four she had enough and thought she would introduce who she was..So smooth to silence in seconds. Nice to meet you too! Don't worry son, we won't dob you in...
Nice Ben, nice! And Jabber, stop calling me at 4:30am - from your mums house too!!?? How much did you love cheese sandwiches as a kid.
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